1
– Can you read tea-leaves, Peter?
– I can read yours, Eve.
– What can you see?
– I can see... the beach... and the sea... and two people – Eve and Peter.
– Can’t you see three?
– No, Eve. Just you and me. I can’t see Aunt Frieda at all.
2
– These feet are in the terrible condition! They need treatment.
– I agree, Doctor. My feet do need treatment.
– The treatment for these feet is to eat lots of green vegetables. But don’t eat meat for
at least a week.
– No meat, Doctor?
– I repeat – you must not eat meat for at least a week.
– But I do eat green vegetables, Doctor. And I don’t eat meat at all.
– Then you don’t seem to need the treatment.
– But Doctor – my feet!
– Next patient, please.