Muzzy In Gondoland: scenes 40–45

Scene 40.

Sylvia: Head and shoulders.
Knees and toes,
knees and toes,
Eyes and mouth and
ears and nose.
Ears and nose...
Muzzy: Where are we?
Bob: We're in the garden.
Muzzy: What? Your garden?
Bob: No, silly! The palace garden. Look! There's Sylvia!
Muzzy: What's she doing?
Bob: She's doing her exercises.
Sylvia: Ssh! Quick! Behind this thing!
Bob: What thing?
Sylvia: The statue. Are you all right?
Bob: No, we aren't. We're hungry. Can we have some food, please?
Muzzy: Can I have a clock, please?
Sylvia: A clock?
Muzzy: Ecxuse me.
Bob: Yes. A clock. He likes clocks.
Sylvia: Ssh! Somebody's coming.
Muzzy: Who is it?
Bob: I don't know. I can't see. Ssh! OK! Oh, no! It's raining.
Sylvia: Look, wait over there.
Bob: OK.
Sylvia: See you this evening.
Bob: When?
Sylvia: Seven o'clock. See you at seven o'clock this evening.
Bob: Seven o'clock. Right!
Muzzy: What's the time now?

Scene 41.

Voice: It's eight o'clock.
Phone: Ring, ring...
Norman: Hello?
Norman: No, I'm busy. I'm having breakfast.
Voice: It's one o'clock.
Phone: Ring, ring...
Norman: Hello?
Norman: No, I'm busy. I'm having lunch.
Voice: It's seven o'clock.
Phone: Ring, ring...
Norman: Hello?
Norman: No, I'm busy. I'm having dinner.
Voice: It's nine o'clock.
Phone: Ring, ring...
Norman: Hello?
Norman: No, I'm busy. I'm taking a bath.
Voice: It's ten o'clock.
Phone: Ring, ring...
Norman: Hello?
Norman: Busy? No, I'm going to bed. Good night!

Scene 42.

Queen: One o'clock.
It's lunch-time.
It's lunch-time, dear.
King: I'm coming.
Queen: It's lunch-time, Sylvia.
Sylvia: I'm not feeling well. Can I have lunch in my room?
Queen: What's the matter?
Sylvia: I've got a terrible headache.

Scene 43.

Voice: A headache. Stomachache. Tootache. Backache.
Norman: Come in.
Patient 1: I have a headache, doctor.
Norman: A headache? Take this.
Patient 1: Thank you, doctor.
Norman: Next! What's the matter?
Patient 2: I have a stomachache, doctor.
Norman: Stomachache? Take this.
Patient 2: Thank you, doctor.
Norman: Next! What's the matter?
Patient 3: I have a tootache, doctor.
Norman: Tootache? Take this.
Patient 3: Thank you, doctor.
Norman: Next! What's the matter?
Patient 4: I have a backache, doctor.
Norman: Backache? Take this.
Patient 4: Thank you, doctor.

Scene 44.

Queen: A headach? Tut! Tut!
Stay in your room, dear, and have a rest.
Lunch for the Princess in her room!
Queen: Sylvia isn't very well.
She's got a headach.
Queen: She's got a headach.
She's having lunch in her room.


Scene 45.

Sylvia: A headach! Whoo!
Queen: Hello, Sylvia. How are you now?
'Sylvia' 1: How am I now? I'm fine, thank you.
Queen: Where are you going?
'Sylvia' 1: I'm going to the swimming pool. See you!
Queen: Have a nice, swim, dear.
King: Hello, Sylvia. How are you now? Feeling better?
'Sylvia' 2: Feeling better? I'm fine.
King: Good, good, good. Where are you going?
'Sylvia' 2: I'm going to the tennis court. See you!
King: Have a nice game, dear.
King: Sylvia's feeling better now. She's playing tennis.
Queen: Playing tennis? No, she isn't. She's having a swim.
'Sylvia' 3: Hello, Mommy! Hello, Daddy! Bye!