Muzzy In Gondoland: scenes 29–39

Scene 29.

Corvax in the computer room with the computer.

Corvax: Go away!
Ah, Sylvia!
I love you.
S-y-l-v-i-a.
That's right.
Corvax... loves... Sylvia.
Oh, Sylvia!
Your eyes, your...

Captions on computer screen, showing parts of Sylvia's body.

Computer: The body.
a head
an eye
an eye
a nose
a mouth
an ear
a neck
an arm
an arm
a hand
a hand
a leg
a leg
a foot
a foot

Scene 30.

A computer printout of Sylvia is produced.

Corvax: Good! Good!
My Sylvia. I've got you now.
Print.
Lovely.
That's good.
Corvax: Where is it?
Here it is! And this. And this.
Now were? Ah! Here!
Now! Go!
Corvax: Ohh!
Sylvia! My Sylvia!
I have you now.

Scene 31.

Back in the prison cell.

Muzzy: M-U-double Z-Y.
Bob: B-O-B
You and me.
We! We're friends.

Song – We're free.

Both: We are Bob and Muzzy, Muzzy and Bob are we.
Me and you,
We are two,
Two great friends are we.
We are Bob and Muzzy, Muzzy and Bob are we.
Me and you,
We are two,
Two great friends are we.
Bob: Hey! Look!
Muzzy: What!
Bob: Look! Up there! Bars.
Muzzy: Bars.
Bob: Lovely, delicious, yummy bars.
Muzzy: Oh no! No, thanks.
Muzzy: Yes! Eat the bars.
Muzzy: Oh.
Bob: One! Two! Three! Four! Five! We're free!
You're free and I'm free. We're free!
Muzzy: You're free and I'm free. We're free.
Bob: We're free! You and me. We're free!
Bob: Free?
Bob: Yes. We're free. Off we go!

Both jump out of cell window into a river.

Bob: Ohh!
Muzzy: I'm free! I'm wet, I'm cold and I'm hungry. But I'm free.

Scene 32.

Norman: Cold.
Hot.
Hungry.
Thirsty.
Wet.
Dry.

Scene 33.

Norman: I'm thirsty!
Wife: Have a drink.
Norman: Aah! It's hot!
Wife: Oh! Sorry.
Norman: I'm hungry.
Wife: Have a hamburger.
Norman: I'm hot.
Wife: Have a shower.
Norman: I'm wet.
Wife: Have a towel.
Norman: I'm cold.
Wife: Have a sweater.
Norman: I'm tired.
Wife: Take a rest. (Have a rest).

Scene 34.

Muzzy: Brrr! It's cold. Bob! Bob?
Bob: Muzzy!
Muzzy: Bob? Where are you?
Bob: Here!
Muzzy: Where? I can't see you.
Bob: I'm here. In the tree.
Muzzy: What tree?
Bob: This tree. Where are you? Yow!
Muzzy: I'm under...

Scene 35.

Who? What? Where? When? Why? Where?

Voice: Where are you?
Norman: Under the box.
Voice: Where are you?
Norman: On the box.
Voice: Where are you?
Norman: In the box.
Voice: Where are you?
Norman: In front of the box.
Voice: Where are you?
Norman: Behind the box.
Voice: Where are you?
Norman: Between the box.
Voice: Where's the box?
Norman: Over there.
Voice: Where's the box now?
Norman: Over here.

Voice: in
on
under
in front of
behind
between
in
on
under
in front of
behind
between

Scene 36.

Bob and Muzzy by the river.

Bob: Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Muzzy: Oh, yes. Just cold and wet and hungry. Where's the palace?
Bob: It's over there.
Muzzy: Where?
Bob: There it is, over there.
That's the palace.
Sylvia's there!

Scene 37.

In the computer room.

Corvax: I'm Corvax. Listen! Can you hear me?
'Sylvia': Mmm.
Corvax: Look! Can you see me? Can you talk?
'Sylvia': Yes, I can.
Corvax: Can you walk?
'Sylvia': No, I can't.
Corvax: Let me try again. Now can you walk?
'Sylvia': Yes, I can.
Corvax: Can you run?
'Sylvia': No, I can't.
Corvax: Let me try again. Sylvia, do you – love me?
'Sylvia': No, I don't. I don't like you.
Corvax: Oh, Sylvia!
'Sylvia': Now I can run. Bye!
Corvax: Sylvia stop! Come back!
No, no, no, no, no... oh...
What's happening?

Scene 38.

Song – I can walk.

'Sylvias': I can walk.
I can talk.
I can hear.
I can see.
Who are you?
Am I you?
Are you me?
I can jump.
I can swim.
I can run.
This is fun.
I am you.
You are me.
Who are we?

Norman: Who are you.
'Sylvias': I'm Sylvia.
I'm Sylvia.
I'm Sylvia.
I'm Sylvia.
I'm Sylvia.
I'm Sylvia.
I'm Sylvia.
Norman: You're Sylvia.
'Sylvias': Yes, we are.
Norman: Six Sylvias?
'Sylvias': Yes.
Man: Who are they?
Norman: Sylvia!
Corvax: Six Sylvias! Ahhh!

Scene 39.

Colours song.

'Sylvias': You've got a green dress.
You've got a red dress.
She's got a blue dress.
I like brown.
I've got a yellow dress.
Yellow is for happiness.
Black and white looks all right.
But I like brown.

Norman: Black and white, yellow, blue, red, green, brown. See you!