Рубрика "Apparently confused" в "Шоу Эллен": That was cruel... (с переводом ключевых слов)

– What do you want for dinner?
– IDK.
– What does that mean?
– I don't know.
– Well if you don't know you shouldn't be saying it.


– Oh, thanks Dad!
– What is that? A butt with a cone?


– Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
– Did you finish your homework?
– We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
– Dad and I talked. We're going to buy you a car next month.
– You are? OMG thank you!
– No. We're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting our texts.
– That was cruel.