Tim: Can I help you, madam?
Customer: I'm looking for a man's watch.
Tim: Well we have a sumptuous selection here: sports, evening, everyday watches. Do you see anything you like?
Customer: Oh, I rather like that one.
Tim: Impeccable taste, madam. Now, just take it over to the cash till there and they'll wrap it up for you.
Customer: Thank you, goodbye.
Tim: Goodbye... Oh, you've dropped something madam. Madam! Oh she's gone. Let's see 50, 100, 150 pounds!
Well you know what they say Tim, a fool and her money...
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Пословицы о труде и деньгах
Money talks.
Деньги решают все.
Money burns a hole in your pocket.
Деньги "жгут" карман.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Работа без отдыха вредна для здоровья. (От работы кони дохнут.)
A bad workman always blames his tools.
У плохого мастера всегда инструмент виноват.