– Great news – Grandma is homosexual!!
– Homo hot lips.
– Hot tulips.
– I'm getting frustrated. Grandma is home from hospital.
– So what else is new?
– Um not much.
– I just found out I made the varsity crossdressing team.
– Well good luck with that! I have some lace panties you could have! Lol.
– Cross country. I am going to kick this phone ass.
– Are you doing the nutcracker this year?
– Yep! I'm auctioning kids tomorrow.
– Suctioning kids.
– Ridiculous auto cat rectal.
– I'm auditioning kids for play.
– Wow I am sorry I asked!