– Is this Sally's Mom?
– No, Virginia looks exactly like Sally but with whore hair.
– White hair... OMG!
– Have you gotten any grades lately? You haven't said anything for a while.
– I'm getting a B in Christianity and an A in pornography. Photography!
– I weighed myself this morning. Omg! I lost three penises!!!
– Omg!!! No! I didn't lose any penises I meant pounds.
– Thank God.